The Armed Republic of Get Real 76 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.954 billion Get Real 76ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The strong Get Real 76ian economy, worth 187 trillion feathers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 63,324 feathers, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Get Real 76's national animal is the packs, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Get Real 76 is ranked 218,254^th in the world and 1,430^th in TPFKAQ for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.